Hurricane Rita!

Nature's pissed at Mardi Gras. First New Orleans, since it has the real Mardi Gras, and then Galveston since it has the knock-off. I think someone tried to get Mother Nature to "show her boobs" for some beads and this is her response.

Though, now I'm waiting for the religious fanatics so start using my little Mardi Gras reference and calling this the modern day Sodom and Gamorra. I probably spelled one or both of those wrong, but I could care not.

Though since the 19th was Talk Like a Pirate Day, I'm sad it passed before the storm hit. I would have loved to get a boat out on the flood waters, motoring around and looting and pillaging while talking like a pirate. That would have been great. Rescue people and tell em to give me all their money or "walk the plank!"

Yarrrr.

And if anyone takes me seriously, I now consider you an idiot.

Thank you and good night.